A Westside Crime Spree
I don't know how this isn't in all the news:
I have stumbled onto a crime spree of epic proportions. APPARENTLY some master criminal has been breaking into cars all over the westside of Los Angeles, and disabling their turn indicator controls.
That's the only explanation I can think of, for the fact that every self-absorbed tool-in-a-box seems to believe that they are the only car on the road and can roam across lanes willy-nilly in a double-mocha-frappa-java-tequila haze!!!
Now - don't get me wrong. This isn't your garden level distracted driving, talking on the cell phone while mixing cocktails and doing your crossword puzzle. These are just idiots who can't be bothered, or for whom the thought never even occurs!!!
I don't mind if you drive fast. Heck, I don't mind if you play hopscotch down the 405 doing 125 miles an hour while making fajitas and singing opera - Just give the rest of us a little heads up!!!
But no - these morons just bumble along their merry way.
They must be stopped.
I have stumbled onto a crime spree of epic proportions. APPARENTLY some master criminal has been breaking into cars all over the westside of Los Angeles, and disabling their turn indicator controls.
That's the only explanation I can think of, for the fact that every self-absorbed tool-in-a-box seems to believe that they are the only car on the road and can roam across lanes willy-nilly in a double-mocha-frappa-java-tequila haze!!!
Now - don't get me wrong. This isn't your garden level distracted driving, talking on the cell phone while mixing cocktails and doing your crossword puzzle. These are just idiots who can't be bothered, or for whom the thought never even occurs!!!
I don't mind if you drive fast. Heck, I don't mind if you play hopscotch down the 405 doing 125 miles an hour while making fajitas and singing opera - Just give the rest of us a little heads up!!!
But no - these morons just bumble along their merry way.
They must be stopped.
Labels: criminals, driving, turn signals
posted by Mitch at 5:03 PM
3 Comments:
That's comedy dude...ease up on the caffeine. Who the hell am I kidding - DOUBLE IT!
mmm... drive-through coffee places.... Yes. I have seen the light!
Glad to see I am not the only one who is aware of the epic crime problem.
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